Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves -- 1 Corinthians 13:4-7




Muhahaha , talked 2 hours with a very special person nonstop . yup, im pinning on it ;)
LUCK for the competition is all I need to win > : )

Windsurfing.



Schools kinda sian man, espically when my F&N project not done yet zz hahahaha.



The bus that was fetching us at school at 2pm came early and left.
Dumb Sha went to the folyer at 2.08 and they left without me sia zzzzz
NNB , 8mins late also dont wan to wait. arrrrr ..


End up taking taxi to ECP. And guess what ? fully paid by MISS CHOONG =D HAHAHAHAHHA.



Anyway, the competition is this coming saturday and sunday. Teachers are kinda fuked up la. They last min than bring us to windsurf. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON WHY THIS YEAR I RARELY TURN UP FOR SCOUTS :D
There was this once where I suggested to teachers that we(the windsurfers) go ECP on our own and train ourself, without wasting the teachers time. But they freaking rejected the ideal sia, because they dont think its safe. Come on la, we already got our Level 2 Windsurfing cards, we can go there WHENEVER we like and windsurf. But they just dun allow. Zzz And now expect us to WIN the freaking national windsurfing cup.

I left my PE pants under my table, end up windsurfing with my school long pants. LOL! The stares I got are indescribable. Today I manage to touch one of the big big cargo ships :D so cool being so close to it hahahaha. 1 hour to windsurf UP to the ship from shore , and 3 hours to windsurf back to shore. NNB, can you imagine the pain/journey? Hahahaha


F&N HAVENT DO YET ! zzz

yup, End of my holidays and back to school work!



O levels, huat ar!





Things I have totally not done, F&N Coursework. damn it!!




STRESS!

Cant decide to choose water from coke ? heres some info that can help you =)


WATER

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so*weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's**metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger*pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a*University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses*of water a day could significantly ease back joint pain**for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy*short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and*difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a*printed*page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the*risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash therisk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

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And now for the properties of COKE:

1 In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol*carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove*blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and*it will be gone in two days

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into*the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one*hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke*removes stains from vitreous China.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub*the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap*aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:**Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble*away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked*in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into*the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and*bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix**with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke*into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run*through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help*loosen grease stains.

9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.**
Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones*and is a major contributor to the rising increase in*osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the*commercial truck must use the Hazardous material*place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to*clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!





Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass*of water?

Mervin's Bday.

Just reached home, 4am -_-" arrrr.
hahha quite fun lar =)
Something is very wrong with the bbq, but i just dont know what is it, or maybe its me ? o.o
PICS SOON =)


Well after the bbq, i slalom in the rink for a while than skated back myself!!
And guess what, when i reach geylang that area, MY FREAKING HEADPHONES SPOILED !!!
Can you imagine how sian is that ? fuk sia, now got to save money for a headphone >,< arrr

Anyway, i am planning to build my own portable HYPE-up audio mp3 system. but its damn costly. LOL , nvm save!

Right now, i need a Black Etymotic ER-6i earphones . Please :) my bday is coming =/ hahahaha



Slalomania !! the song i am going to be dancing is techno le ? ._. cascada(ready for love) somemore, funky beats le , good to slalom ahahhaa.

wassup =D


Guess what, i finally found a good daily routine which ive been practising for about 3 days now.
Early mornin wake up , wash up
head down to my favourite coffeeshop
Buy newspaper
order kopi-O
and spend my whole morning reading all the news in the papers. just like the uncles >:)

This is how i spend my mornings everyday =/ You guys should try it sometime ;P





ytd watched WC @ joel's house.




quite fun la , played daide for the whole 3 matches sia ._.
GX was the loser as always =/

=/ EXPOSEDDD :D



The moment where we gave him a 15 mins talk on ( HOW NOT TO PANG SEH a person )

ahhaha




GO BRAZIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAH!!

Finally found a way to watch world cup online ^^^
Althought its not the quality that we see on TV, but hey, its still GOOD and watchable.
at least its FREEEE =D

Dont need to pay to stoopid suxhub.





WOOOOOOOOT.. i love ghana vs cz republic match man.
showed their strength and willpower! 2-0 ! WOot =D

" stop betting then maybe you will have a better judgement on games. "

MY GOD. I think I am suffering from emotional maltreatment from my mum. Is it considered a child abuse here? What is the proper definition of a child abuse?


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tuesday night watch WorldCup at Zg house, drink a number of glasses of vodka, like nothing le.
slept for 2 hours , woke up , went home , took my skates and stuff, went TO ICESKATE!
now here is the best part!!.

When i left the house, i took along the Newpaper. i think its Monday news or something. Boarded the MRT, stood at the door. While reading, i came across this article titled ( Wife Cuts Off Husbands …….. While blabal ) Interesting enough, I read on. GUESS WHAT. Its about a story of a wife cutting of her husband DICK and ear while driving ? because of some argument la.

NNB, the story described the event SO DETAILED ok. Blood gushing out from where, what did the nurses/hospital staff did, the process of CUTTING IT. Arrrr

Than my whole body went into a boiling state, my mind became blank, I dropped the newspaper on the floor(in the mrt), my skates in-between of my legs. I KNEW something going to happen , but dont know what.

The Next moment, I was too disgusted because I kept thinking about it such as MINE was cut off and I was in that situation zz.

I FELL ONTO THE MRT FLOOR HEADFIRST. I think I went into a coma ? lucky there is this kind fellow who splash cold water on my face hence I woke up. FUCKING paiseh! In the middle of the MRT, centre of attention, carrying my skates also zzz .

I guess my sugar level was super duper low ? no more glucose in my blood? Or is it the vodka that KILLED all my sugar? Hahahha. I was on an empty stomach btw. This freaking spoiled my whole mood today. SOMETHING is very wrong with me, I know what is it, but I cant help myself.. Haiz.


ICE-SKATING

the ~chiobu~ doing a powerslide?

3 aciders =/

ben look SOOOO beng sia

TJ with his MIGHTY korean slide =/

AHAHAHA , her $3 spegattee. SONG BO =/ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ><

Freaking lots of babes sia =/ quite fun.
till after 2 hours , I lost my gloves and got sent of out the RINK zzz . than I sian1/2 liao hahaha.

and I saw this cutie @ jurong east traffic light.

URBAN TRIP.
The original plan was to urban to esplanade to urban with tianjun cones. BUT, he forget to bring zzz.. so we urban to his house instead, hoping for at least 10 cones. In the end, he LOST HIS cones!! Pengz. Sianz lor -_- .

Sianz sianz sianz.

Changed my boot with jacinda, hope it will fit me perfectly in the long run.

Went back home and found my MUM Drunk again.. HOW SIANZ can my day be ? except of those skating adventures.

After that went out with my brother to CCK and measure the speeding race track =) soo cool =)

cheers

pass it on questions (got it from Tianjun~)

Your 10 favourites

Favourite colour : baby blue

Favourite food : bagua and prata foods

Favourite song : Unfaithful by rihanna

Favourite movie : Bring it on( old sch lar )

Favourite sport : Inline skating, Jogging ~

Favourite season : !?!?!

Favourite day of the week : fri n sat

Favourite ice cream flavour : Oreo and cookies and cream

CurrentCurrent moodz : engergetic (cas waiting to skate later)

Current clothes : Sch PE pants and topless O.o

Current desktop : Mircosoft Window xp Professional

Current toe nail colour : as per normal?

Current Time : 1619

Current annoyance : my Mum sleeping in the living room -_-

Current thoughts : thinking of someone that i love =)

First Best Friend : ermm.. Kengyong!Sebastian!Zijie!! (they were all my 1st best friends )=/

First crush : arrr, WING CHU :D

First music : Bukit ho swee primary school song ?

First car : honda civic >:)

Last cigarette : Never

Last drink : Dutch Lady: Iced latte kopi vienna, NICE >:D

Last car ride : my brothers car~

Last crush: Rihanna =/ hahahah

Last movie seen : X Men 3

Last phone call : to Justin?

Last CD played : WestLife !!! one of their first albums.

Have euu eva ...

Have you ever date one of your best friend : All guys le? how ? =/

Have you ever broken the law : yup =)

Have you ever been arrested : Arrested? nope, took down my name 5 times in my life.

Have you been on TV : YUP !!! =) 987 skate and National Windsurfing competition

5 things you are wearing : Nike hammer watch, dryfit T, cargo pants, underwear. nth liao?

4 things you have done today : Slept till 4pm,brush teeth, bathed, switch on my computer and surf the net =D

3 things you can hear right now :Fan, my mum snoring, music from my comp

2 things you cannot live without with : Skating and my friends =)

Things you do when you are bored : Msn, surfing net, SKATING, watch lame chinese movies midnight and more ~




now , copy this into your blog and answer all the question :P

Haiz. i got chased out by my MUM again -_-

this is what i wrote(english homework?) during that period

Is my home a home? isnt it suppose to be a place for relaxation? Why is my home a living hell? Why cant I study at home? I dont want to be the reason why.

with limited space for my books and stuff which I will have to fight for with my brother and mum, there is totally no room for a new gadget. Her cooking totally deteriorate to the core. The only space for me to relax is the computer table which I spent 90% of my time in the house there, excluding the bed of cause.

Each time she gets drunk, she would get berserk and goes into a nagging-spree. Yup, been chased out of the house a number of times already. 5 cans is never enough for her, minimum 10 !

When everything is wrong, we move along? Shouldnt we fix the problem now? What if it is done and cannot be undone?

_|_

Class Outing to ECPPP =D

Morning went to Mdm Yeos geography lesson. Kinda bored la. But eventually its a meaningful lesson. Stole the AVTs clock =x and place it somewhere else. Hahahah
Time to shower?

Went back home, took my skates and went to meet up with the punks at the bustop.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, Mervin was only 7 mins late! Thats a freaking achievement liao. I told yang to wear something decent but he turned up with PE shirt and a bball pants. Sheeesshhh . hahahaha

In SBS 196, we laughed so damn loud due to some nonsense from Mervin; guess hes a natural born joker man. Truly talented. Take a look at this picture. Notice almost everyone is turning their heads and looking at us ? noised up the bus for 1 hour bus ride. =D

Reached ECPs macdonal liao. Wasted 7 dollars on the stoopid meal, eventually my meal was 30% eaten up by Mervin. As expected lar. Maurice & ahTAN & pundek came like 1 hour after sia, which means 2 hours late -_- Why cant we just turn up on time? Habit? Routine? Tradition? Pengz

My mood was spoilt by someone at first, but I didnt want to voice out, dont want to spoil the atmosphere. =)

OKKKK !!! here comes the Best part. CHEERs, Pictures describes a thousand words.

Getting Gear up.

LETS GOOOOOOO !!!!

And guess what, when we starting cycling/skating. this freaking 2 monkeys went HYPER and cycled on the footpath instead, Not only that, THEY went on the grass too... LOL ! yang&pundek

And This guy, fell 2 times, BADLY. went back to the station and changed his s kates to a bicycle and CHIEONG in the rain just to catch up with us. coolkid !

And lets talk about this very special punk. had a blister on his foot, wore double socks, carrys a BIG BAG and etc ... but i like his shirt =D
SPecial boy, ask people to help him wear skates somemore... AIYO. =/
Searching for something that went into his underwear, yup, infornt of me somemore, gayboy.
OH yea, it freaking RAINED right after we took pictures at the jetty. Yup, my skates GONE. bearings GONE, frame dirtied =/ but hey, for today, TOTALLY worth it. ( thats why i held to every bicycles seat, cause im lazy to skate )

THE PIC OF THE MONTH. BEHOLD, BEWARE, BEWILDER !

No One was left OUT of this picture. Too bad terence was busying CHIONGing with his bike to catch up =/




The 4 bladers.


Yup. RAINED ZZZZZ


The crazy kid with the crazy influencing laugh.



ok that was basically it. =) Lots of fun thing happened though. kinda lazy to talk about the rest.
The return trip was zzz, MERVIN was so hyper that he showed us some MAGIC trick. yup, MAGIC. Truly magic. Dont believe me ar ? just watch this =/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsPaGOosCGM



Sorry, cant help it.

Sheeeeesh!

I guess my happiness right now belongs to two things, my friends and my skates.
Family? Do I have one? well, only for my brother I guess.
And guess what, yesterday my drunktard mum locked me out of the house -_- .

Left me stranded with me and my skates only. Went to carpark and slalom while. Screw I must!

Hmmm… Let me calculate how much Ive already spent on my skates.

FSK crossmax + full guards including helmet = $600
Wheels = $50
Shoelaces = $5 ?
SEBA 05 ! = $375
Skating Bag = $50
Wheels(going to buy) = $40
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TOTAL $1120 !!!!



WTF? =/
I hardly believe it. Less than 1 year, I spent so much on skating liao.
But hey! Im not regretting every dollar I spent.. WORTH WHILE. Although Im still a noob. Lol






PS. I NEED A CAMERA PHONEEE ZZZ

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